Beware, adolescent females of South Dakota: If your daddy fucks you and gets you pregnant, you’re shit outta luck.

The South Dakota House today approved a bill banning abortions in all cases in which the life of the mother isn’t at risk. The potential life of a potential human being thus trumps the actual life and rights of a person physically mature enough to produce offspring.

Small clump of cells 1, victimized child 0.

Brushing up a little on some of the things available in PHP5. Here’s something that made me weep happy tears. Given the XML file:

<people>
    <person>
        <name>Daryl L. L. Houston></name>
        <coolness>100%></coolness>
    </person>
    <person>
        <name>Steve Urkel></name>
        <coolness>-100%></coolness>
    </person>
</people>

And the code:

<?php

$people = simplexml_load_file('test.xml');
foreach($people->person as $person){
        print $person->name . ' (' . $person->coolness . ')' . "\n";
}

?>

You get the output:

Daryl L. L. Houston (100%)
Steve Urkel (-100%)

No iterating over arrays, no finding the right PEAR class and making sure you’ve got the right versions of dependent PEAR classes installed. It Just Works™.

I’ve more or less avoided PHP5 to date, as much of the code I write wouldn’t benefit a great deal from many of the things I understand PHP5 to provide, but this alone makes it worth a second glance.