A few days ago, I blogged about the fact that I had been eating women’s protein bars without knowing it. Empirical as I am, I thought that I should perform an experiment to determine the fitness of these LUNA bars for my consumption. Naturally, I set up a proper experiment. In the photos pictured here, you can see me eating both a feminine LUNA bar and a manly CLIF bar (which I take to be the male protein bar produced by the CLIF company, which happens also to produce the LUNA bar). I’ve drawn my own conclusions as to which protein bar is more suited to my constitution, and I’ll afford you the opportunity to form your own opinion as to which is best for your constitution. It seems clear from the photographic evidence, however, that the LUNA bar is indeed more feminine and the CLIF bar more masculine.
Monthly Archives: August 2006
Knoxville Blogger's Meetup Post Mortem
Tonight, I attended the blogger meetup that Mike organized. Counting Mike’s brother and girlfriend (both of whom were mostly absent but were warm bodies in occasional attendance, so I’ll count them provisionally), there were eight of us, all tied to Mike through past or current jobs or the aforementioned relationships. One guy was an apparently random acquaintance of Mike’s who since connecting with him has gotten a job at Mike’s place of work through no help from Mike (more or less at random, that is). Weird. Anyway, so we had a pretty decent crowd for a first meetup, though I hope that for future meetings, we can expand our network a bit and bring in some new folk. (Which let me say is a strange thing for me to hope because I’m generally pretty reclusive and not interested in adding more people to the list of those I feel obligated to remember or communicate with. Let’s keep that our little secret.)
We had discussion of three items on the agenda: photo manipulation/hosting tools, Flock as the blogger’s browser, and video blogging.
First, Mike gave an overview of Google’s Picassa, which includes a desktop client for photo manipulation and a (beta) web service for display of photos in albums. The client looks pretty nice, with basic and pretty easy-to-use tools for manipulating photos. Want to bring out highlights in a picture? Just hit the highlights button and adjust the levels (or something like that). It seems like a great lightweight tool for doing the sort of basic operations that those of us who’re intimidated by Photosho or The Gimp are likely to want to do. As for uploading and displaying, there are some weak points. You can’t upload one-off photos, for example — they all have to go into an album. For most users, this is probably fine, but it’s nice to be able to post a one-off screen shot as well. The web display itself seems pretty weak. There’s a concept of favorites or friends, and there are settings to be able to publicly list albums, but there seems to be no interface for searching for photos or friends. If I happen to know Mike’s gmail username and know the base url for the photo service, I can assemble a url that will show me his albums, but that’s not user-friendly to say the least. I imagine the service will be expanded to fix these problems. All of this is basically moot for me, as the client isn’t available for linux, but it was interesting nevertheless.
Next, Mike gave a demonstration of Flickr’s capabilities. I hadn’t expected to learn much here, but he showed me some things I hadn’t looked into before, most of the details of which I’ve forgotten by now but will delve back into as need arises. There’s more you can do with Flickr’s organizer tool than I had ever discovered; I had always thought of it as merely a way to organize sets, but you can batch add tags, set privacy, etc., and with some of the gaps in Flock’s ability to batch edit photos, these things are very useful. There are also some neat views of photos and tags that I hadn’t looked into. My impression of Flickr in recent months has been a better one than previously. Things seem more discoverable since some features were added to the site. Between that and Mike’s demo, I may find myself actually using the site more than I’ve been accustomed to doing in the past.
At this point in the evening, after a late start, we’re more than an hour into the evening and it’s my turn to present. Mid-presentation (baby’s bed-time), I get a call from my wife that I dismiss. The moral of the story is that we need to plan less stuff for these meetings and trust the power of gab to carry us through to a sufficiently lengthy time. I thought at this point about suggesting that we push either Perry’s vlogging segment or my segment off to a future session, but I wimped out, not wanting to hijack the meeting.
As I result, I rushed through my segment, for which I’m a little embarrassed to admit I wasn’t terribly well prepared. It was clear that Mike had spent some time thinking about what he was going to demo. I had run through doing a blog post in Flock’s editor but hadn’t really scripted anything out, and I think that between that and my being in a rush, I probably did a pretty poor job of showcasing Flock’s capabilities. We’ll be releasing a new version of the software before too long, and there’ll be big changes then, so perhaps I can get some more time then and do a better job. The 30-second version of my presentation is roughly as follows: Hey, there’s an html rich editor, so you don’t have to code html anymore. There’s also this little shelf thing at the bottom that you can drag pictures and text into and then back out of to construct rich blog posts. And there’s this photobar that shows your Flickr photos (and those of others) for easy dragging into blog posts. And you can easily drag/drop upload photos straight from within your browser and get notifications when your friends post their photos. (Not covered in my presentation but important is the fact that this uploader tool works in linux and thus has caused me to upgrade to a pro Flickr account and actually bother to snap photos.)
Now Perry stepped up to the plate to talk about screencasting. A screencast is basically a movie of somebody’s desktop as they use software and explain the process. He reviewed several tools that I was interested in seeing but that were sort of dead ends for me because they can’t be used on linux. (Side note: A week or two ago, I briefly evaluated something called xvidcap for linux; after hacking the config so that it would compile on my system, I wound up finding the software difficult to use, but probably about as good as it gets for this type of software on linux.) In one case, Perry used a piece of screencasting software to do a screencast of the software itself. (It was during this window that my future self came back to visit me and prevented my future untimely demise by suggesting that I take an alternate route home; it was strange.) I found myself thinking during Perry’s presentation that the perfect synthesis of our evening would be Perry’s doing a screencast of Picassa and posting it to his blog using Flock. (My future self had nothing to say about whether this would actually happen, though I did press for an answer.) (Ahem. It’s late and I’m tired.)
After Perry’s talk, we briefly discussed finding a mechanism for publishing events. Orkut (which several of us had signed up for) sucks for this sort of thing, and who wants to pay meetup.com for this? We discussed using Gmail’s calendar, which we should be able to syndicate for publication on a web site if we ever build one. We also discussed finding a plugin for WordPress and just having a blog site. I think we finally concluded to not worry too much about web infrastructure until the core group’s a little more established and we have any hope of attracting a broader audience.
And so concluded our meetup. I think Mike briefly proposed discussing next time (probably a month or so from now) some of the options for hosting your blog. All in all, it was a good meeting, and I’m frankly a little surprised to report (see note above about my being nearly pathologically anti-social) that I look forward to the next one.
Protein bars for women?
While eating a LUNA protein bar today, I happened to notice a section on the wrapper that was some sort of salute or dedication (“to mom”, etc.). Below it is a call to action directing me to compose and send my own LUNA dedication at lunabar.com. Weird. So I go to check it out, and the site is clearly targeting women. This makes me look back at the food label, which clearly says “The Whole Nutrition Bar for Women.” I’ve been munching these things for weeks now. At 10 grams of protein with only 5 grams of fat, they’re pretty hard to beat for augmenting the vegetarian diet. Now that I take a closer look at the label, I note that the figures posing in silhouette on it do have feminine figures. I suppose that these bars are, like Secret deodorant, strong enough for a man but made for a woman. I’ll have to check and see if Clif (the makers of the LUNA bar) make anything just for men. In the mean time, I think I’ll just have to power through and continue to be secure in my manhood as I munch on LUNA bars. The smores and the oatmeal raisin ones in particular are tasty treats.
I want a bite of ruff ruff
Some cute moments with Lennie of late:
For months now, Mleeka’s been trying to get Lennie to state her correct age. A few days ago, Lennie asked how old I was, and I told her. She immediately adopted my age as hers and now insists that she’s 29. One or twice, I’ve gotten her to say she’s two, but she’s usually pretty insistent that she’s pushing 30.
She’s also very curious about names, asking Mleeka and me pretty frequently what our names are. Today, she was asking me what some kitty’s name was. The other day, Mleeka was working with her on her last name, and Lennie refused to believe she was Lennie Houston. She’d giggle about it and say “noooo, I’m not Lennie Hue-hue.” She found it disproportionately funny when we’d tell her about her last name, and it was mighty cute.
She’s definitely a little jokester. Like many parents, we play the misname game with her partially for fun and partially to engage her critical thinking/review skills. So we’ll see a dog in a book and insist that it’s a kitty, or we’ll see something red and ask if it’s green, and she’ll say “noooo” with a coy grin. We were recently misnaming hair colors, and she assured me that she had green hair. This morning, she looked me in the eyes and told me I have brown eyes (though they’re blue). I think in this case, she was just mistaken and doesn’t really perceive eye color (I never could really see eye color when I was younger.)
Last week, I made meatloaf (more on that in a forthcoming entry). Later, Lennie was asking me for something I couldn’t understand. I finally figured out that “ruff ruff” was what she had remembered as the name for meatloaf. It’s amazing the things she’ll hear just one or two times and dredge back up later (sometimes much later).
Knoxville Blogger's Meetup
A couple of weeks ago, I was in the driver’s seat for a Flock meetup here in Knoxville. My pal Mike has since begun organizing a Knoxville bloggers meetup to discuss blog tools more generally. Details (straight from Mike’s blog):
When: Wednesday, August 23rd 7:00pm
Where: Mike’s Place (directions when you RSVP)
What: Knoxville’s local bloggers get together to talk about tools and services that help bloggers.
Who: Anyone who has a blog, wants a blog, or wants to learn about blogs.
Why: We don’t need a why!
You can RSVP to me or go over to Mike’s site to RSVP. Mike’ll give a little presentation on some image hosting/manipulation tools, I’ll give a half-assed demonstration of some of Flock’s features, and Perry will talk a bit about video blogging tools. From there, we’ll talk amongst ourselves about the tools presented and figure out where to go from here with the meetup group.
If you’re already a blogger or are just curious about what all this blogging stuff is all about, this first meetup should provide a good introduction to some of the tools and services available to you.
One little, two little Learn Houstons
Meet little Learn Houston number four. He or she will be here in early-mid March. Tomorrow, we probably get to hear the heartbeat for the first time, and it’s beginning to look dubious that we’ll ever manage to agree on a name (though we have a little while yet to figure all that out). Here we go again. Weeeee!
8:30 and all's well
Lennie continues down the path toward being a bona fide big girl. More than a month ago, we completely weaned with hardly a bump in the road. For the last couple of weeks, we’ve been working on putting her down to sleep in her bed. We’ve co-slept for two-plus years now, putting her down wherever and whenever we could but usually winding up with a bedroom visitor in the wee hours of the morning. We’ve also let her set her sleep schedule, which has meant many frustrating nights without anything akin to free time. When your baby stays up as late as you do, you don’t get much time for yourself. We’ve tried from time to time in the past to initiate a bedtime routine that would foster good sleeping habits for her, but it hasn’t worked. She hasn’t been ready. A couple of weeks ago, we gave it another shot. Most nights since then, she’s been asleep by 9:30 or so. Tonight, she dropped off unexpectedly between books at 8:30.
Our routine is to start getting her teeth brushed by 8:00 or 8:30. Then one or both of us will go in her bedroom with her and read a few books. We turn the light out but turn on a little blue nightlight and her red lamp. I’ll usually read her three or four books, depending on the length and time of night. Then I turn off the red light (Roxanne…) and snuggle with her. I usually have to do a lot of coaxing, a lot of “close your eyes and go to sleep”ing. On night, she had lain there for a while with her eyes open, and it finally occurred to me to tell her to close her eyes. She did so immediately and peacefully and was asleep within a minute. Some nights, I have to threaten to leave the room. I tell her that if she doesn’t close her eyes and try to go to sleep, I’ll have to leave, but that if she closes her eyes and tries to go to sleep, I’ll snuggle her until she falls asleep. Sometimes I rub the bridge of her nose with my thumb to relax her, and sometimes I suggest that she get on her tummy so I can pat her butt and rub her back. Last night, I did this and quit patting after a while, and she rolled over to look at me and said “Daddy, pat my booty.” Tonight, we finished reading one of her books, and I rolled over at her request to get another. When I rolled back over and began reading, she didn’t respond to the reading, and I looked over to find her asleep.
This new sleep schedule comes at a small cost. I get some more time to do things in the evenings, but she wakes up earlier. This morning, she came to bed at a little before 6:00 and slept until about 7:20. It was the longest uninterrupted sleep I remember having in quite a while. Some mornings, she still creeps into our room in the wee hours. By and large, I think she’s getting better sleep (no more climbing back and forth over Mleeka) in addition to an earlier bedtime, so she’s waking up earlier. Which means that my early morning gym schedule is shot. Which honestly I’m partially ok with for the lazy time being.
The first beast
For the past few weeks, I’ve been carrying my camera with me everywhere I’ve gone in hopes of snapping a photo of this guy. I saw him a couple of times on a corner on my route to and from the gym, and I was curious about what he was peddling. I have to say that displaying a big sign like this on a busy corner isn’t the best way to get your message out. I was never able to read it. Of course, he also has a little microphone setup, but I was never able to hear him (thanks, Doppler). He also has, um, a dummy whose mouth he moves as he talks. It’s all very intriguing.
The other day, I saw him and was able to read something about Noah’s having received a revelation and using his ark as the instrument for its fulfillment. The sign also said something about his (street corner guy) dummy being the instrument for his revelation’s fulfillment. Or something like that.
Mleeka recently got a few pictures of him, and in one of them, you can get the gist of one side of his sign. Here’s my transcription (all obvious things sic):
God reveal to me the first beast over 23 years ago Revel.13 18 Ronald Wilsom Reagon 666. Also one of his seven heads or members was wounded unto death an was healed Revel.13.1,3 Now the second beast is out their an he is coming from this nation. Also he might be in power Now is know time for you to be living in sin. My friend turn unto the lord Jesus now people and he will save your soul. Jesus is the only way.
So, there you have it.
Flickr
Flickr is a photo sharing service that’s taken off in the last couple of years. It allows for tagging (read: labeling) of photos, incorporation of photos into sets, sharing with groups, featuring them easily on your web site, blogging them easily, and plenty more. In the last year or so, they’ve added printing services a la kodakgallery. And it’s free (though there is a paid version that gives you more bandwidth and ad-free browsing). The only downside I can really see to it after a recent redesign that made the site easier to use is that it doesn’t seem to have a way to share private photos with people who aren’t members of Flickr. Kodakgallery lets you send email to people that lets them see your private photos without being members.
My company makes a browser that has a nice Flickr uploader tool built in. This is great for me as a Linux user because none of the other tools that make Flickr or Kodakgallery manageable for Windows and Mac users work for Linux. So to use the services without Flock, I have to manually browse to and blindly upload each photo in an ugly form and then go in and apply tags, descriptions, privacy, etc. Flock lets me browse, resize, crop, tag, describe, set privacy options, and add photos to a set in a nice little window devised for the purpose. It’s great.
Because we’re tied in pretty heavily with photo sharing services, my company got nice (compact 7.x megapixel Canon PowerShot) cameras for all staff members. Mleeka and I already had a pretty nice Canon PowerShot that she, as family photographer, maintained control over. Which meant that when I went out to CA or even just out and about, I never had a camera. Which was ok because I’m not a good photographer and don’t have any sort of passion for it. But now that we have two cameras, I get the original one and she gets the newer one and I snap photos of random things now. Take for example the cans pictured here.
I upload them to Flickr using Flock, but I mark most of them private and viewable only by friends and family because most of the shots I take are of Lennie, and I don’t want just anybody having pictures of my often half-naked (diapered) daughter. There are some real weirdos out there. So, basically, if you’re somebody I know personally (don’t bother otherwise) and don’t have a Flickr account but want to see pictures of Lennie when I upload them (every two or three days of late), get an account and ask me to add you as a friend.
If you happen also to download Flock, you can add me as a contact there and be notified automatically when I upload new photos. As in a little button changes colors to let you know that there’s new stuff. When you press the button, you get a little slideshow-type view of my pictures. Nifty, huh?
Sowicious Schwahnk
I’ve been meaning to jot this down for a long time. Several months ago, I was sitting at the table with Lennie while she ate a late dinner, and she busted out with “So tasty” as she was eating something. By that time, she had been saying something we recognized as “delicious,” but the “so tasty” was new. Now, when she proclaims something “so delicious,” she makes a compound word of it and says something like “sowicious.” She’s also learned to ask for snacks, but she can’t quite manage the first consonant cluster, so it comes out “schwahnk.” The other night, not 10 minutes after declining to eat her dinner, she asked me for a schwahnk. It’s pretty cute.